SearchHomeMemberlistRegisterLog inFAQ

Share | 
 

 Funniest Opening Line (Vote for ONE)

View previous topic View next topic Go down 

Which is the funniest opening line?
There was a dead clown sitting in my living room.
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
The first time I encountered Death, I hurled my mother’s medical chart at him.
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
It was so cold out, he thought his cock might break off in his hand – if he could find it.
57%
 57% [ 4 ]
“I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him.”
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
43%
 43% [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 7
 

AuthorMessage
Doppleganger
Admin
avatar

Posts : 1334
Join date : 2011-02-10
Age : 44
Location : Kansas

PostSubject: Funniest Opening Line (Vote for ONE)   Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:46 pm

Impatient for the funny? roflmao These books deliver the laughs in the opening line!

Which is most likely to make you snort coffee out of your nose? Laughing


1. There was a dead clown sitting in my living room. (Third Grave Dead Ahead by Darynda Jones)

2. The first time I encountered Death, I hurled my mother’s medical chart at him. (Grave Witch by Kaylana Price)

3. It was so cold out, he thought his cock might break off in his hand – if he could find it. (The Scottish Prisoner by Diana Gabaldon)

4. “I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him.” (Night Pleasures by Sherrilyn Kenyon)

5. I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. (Storm Born by Richelle Mead)

_________________
“I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones, put them in the right order, and you've created a moment in time where the reader forgets about the late car payment, the dirty dishes, the impending workweek. You have created a state of bliss. Or negligence, depending on your perspective ” -- Darynda Jones heart
Back to top Go down
 
Funniest Opening Line (Vote for ONE)
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» McShaw Automotive Ltd’s new showroom opening in Colombo
» US IMF Vote Removal and China Threatens
» Seylan Bank Debentures over-subscribed on opening day
» Why I would vote for Maithree...!!!!
» Parliament decides to vote tomorrow on a nine out of 15 members of the Electoral Commission

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Recommendations...Calendar of Events..Polls & More... :: Recommendations...Calendar Of Upcoming Events...Book Releases...Polls-
Jump to: